Everything will be awesome on Mars
No lines, ever
Everyone wears couture
Unlimited credit
Free parking
With a grande pumpkin spice latte
Fabulous shows every night
Girls girls girls
All you can eat buffets
Miniature golf with dinosaurs
A miniature Eiffel Tower
Like Vegas but on Mars
We'll meet in the spaceport
At the statue of Elon Musk
And dance the night away
Under the giant red disco ball
Symbol of Mars
The disco planet
Everything will be awesome on Mars
Even the drugs are groovier on Mars
Earth is for losers, don't be so uptight
Cruise the strip in electric hover cars
Every day of the week is Saturday night
We don't have taxes here, it's our home
No cops on Mars but the ones we pay
After-party at the Amazon dome
Forget about Earth, it's so cliché
We're going to Mars
Everything will be awesome on Mars
Hard bodies
Hard radiation
We're going to Mars
The disco planet
Hard bodies
Hard radiation
They love me on Mars
The disco planet
All music and lyrics by Chris Korda